Knockout Quote No 434, Maguire, This ‘nice God’ hypothesis does run into some knotty problemsCCKQ No 676, Gerry, Fundamentalists deliberately strive to build themselves a wall of Bibles to keep it at bayMcKellar, If he ever did return, it would be as a fifty-pound lump of bone and frozen jerkyMadison, Why isn’t membership in the Catholic Church down to ZERO by now?So when my spirit starts to sag, I hustle out my highest dragThere’s no business like show business, the costumes, the scenery, the makeup, the propsI feel pretty, oh so pretty, and I pity any girl who isn’t me tonightKnockout Quote No 493, Conner, Christians just live in a different time zone than the rest of usCCKQ No 570, Conner, The Bible really needed an editor with a shredderCCKQ No 571, TBO 100, I read the Bible cover-to-cover as a young man, but I’d rather read Proust in Finnish than do that againCCKQ No 570, Conner, The Bible really needed an editor with a shredderKnockout Quote No 486, Hubbard, the answers are usually blah blah context blah blah mysterious ways blah blah metaphor blah blahKnockout Quote No 468, Conner, It is the Holy Spirit that convinces someone of the truthKnockout Quote No 465, Gericke, Yahweh is like Donald DuckKnockout Quote No 463, Without Malice, The one thing you would never hear such a being say is, Oops, didn’t see that comingKnockout Quote No 462, Without Malice,Thus 2,000 years of Christians going at each other’s throats over idiotic dogmasKnockout Quote No 444, Conner, The Holy Spirit is flitting around the world whispering into the temporal lobes of billions of peopleKnockout Quote No 170, Twain & Bunker, Faoth is…Knockout Quote No 169, Carlin, This guy would have been out on his all-powerful ass a long time agoKnockout Quote No 260, Wilde:Bierce, A theologian is like man going into the depths of a cave at midnightKnockout Quote No 265, RealHarryWiddifield, Your prayers are fart bubbles in the bathtub of the cosmosKnockout Quote No 306, Sayers, “I don’t think you ought to read so much theology,” said Lord PeterKnockout Quote No 308, Tarico, Athletes huddle in prayer before a game, just in case those random bounces aren’t randomKnockout Quote No 380, Zingrone,So, go bowling next Sunday instead of attending church and have a good timeKnockout Quote No 430, Bo Daniel, It’s all part of God’s plan is such a breathtakingly witless defenseKnockout Quote No 420, Congerton,The Holy Fact Checker seems to have been on sick leaveKnockout Quote No 422, Carter, So many theologians love to meet at pubs.Knockout Quote No 424, Lindsay, Religion is believing there’s a diamond the size of a refrigerator buried in your yardKnockout Quote No 428, Carlin,You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci
